A Thanksgiving feast where the dogs finally get invited to the table—and encouraged to behave badly. Roll through the gravy pit, sit down at a very fancy Thanksgiving table, then eat straight off it because, for once, everyone is allowed on the table because everything is glued down. Compete in a dog-safe pumpkin pie-eating contest, paw-print what you’re thankful for, and gather for a very Dogland Thanksgiving.

A ridiculously good birthday party for every dog celebrating another year of being here. Smash a cake made just for them, dig through a mountain of gift boxes, make a birthday wish, and celebrate alongside a room full of November babies. Guess their age in dog years, add your wish to the birthday wall, and gather every hour for one very big Happy Birthday.

A candlelit night of tarot, paw readings, questionable attempts to contact the beyond—and your dog by your side. Sit down with a tarot reader, astrologer, or psychic for a reading for you, your dog, or both of you; compare your auras, pull a card for your relationship, and discover who your dog may have been in a past life. Then grab a cocktail, let the dogs hunt creepy-crawly creatures through the off-leash yards, and end the night beneath the full moon with one collective Dogland howl.

A runway show for dogs and the humans who look suspiciously like them. Walk the catwalk together or watch from the audience, make your grand entrance through a fake paparazzi line, then hit the wig bar to make your resemblance even more questionable. Take home a side-by-side lookalike portrait, try your luck at the Separated at Birth wall, and shop a market of local makers with dog gear chic enough to justify.

It’s 1992. Nobody has a smartphone, everyone has a slap bracelet, and your dog is about to disappear into a giant pile of foam. Throw on the throwback playlist, grab a cocktail, and let the dogs dig and dive through fenced play yards filled with dog-safe foam. Take painfully awkward yearbook photos in ’90s wigs and accessories, relax in an inflatable chair, make matching slap bracelets, pick the next song, and leave with a Lisa Frank inspired temporary tattoo, a yearbook superlative,

Elementary school field day, but the dogs are the athletes. Time your dog’s 50-yard dash, go head-to-head in tug-of-war, crawl through tunnels, and cheer from the sidelines like the proud parent you are. There’s a giant rainbow parachute, plenty of opportunities to embarrass yourself as a coach, and absolutely no getting picked last. Everyone gets a ribbon, because around here, everyone is an athlete.

A house party you don’t have to clean up after. You get cocktails and a living room DJ. They get an entire house where they can do everything they’re banned from doing at home: claim the couch, dig through the laundry pile, shred the boxes, destroy the pillows, and raid the dog-safe fridge and trash can. Unroll the toilet paper room together, answer the doorbell that never stops ringing, clear a dinner table where the plates are glued down, and pile into the big bed for a family portrait. a bathtub full of tennis balls, a mail slot that drops in mail to shred, and a “caught in the act” photo station with a fake angry parent.

A food and wine festival where the dogs are the critics. Work your way through 50+ bites from station to station while a very serious sommelier announces each course, then use your scorecard to rate every dish based entirely on your dog’s reaction. There’s a chef’s table with dramatic cloche reveals, cocktails for the humans, and a doggie bag of the winning dish to take home. Because apparently your dog has opinions about food now.

Austin finally gets a snow day, and the dogs get to spend it exactly how they always wanted. Tear through fenced yards covered in dog-safe snow, chase soft snowballs, pull a sled, and demolish a village of dog-friendly gingerbread houses built to be eaten. You get hot cocoa—spiked, if you like—a front-row seat to the chaos, and a photo of your dog experiencing their very first snow day.

A Christmas craft afternoon that ends with a break-in. Decorate dog-safe Christmas cookies together, build a wreath for your front door with a few treats tucked inside, then let the dogs get to work on the real project: giant blocks of ice with toys and treats locked inside like a Christmas vault. They’ll dig, lick, gnaw, and demolish their way to the loot while you watch with a frozen cocktail in hand. Finish with reindeer photos, then head home with cookies, a wreath, and whatever survived the heist.